A touch of joke from Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen starts each one of his sermons with a joke.
Jesus, Satan, and Computers
One day Jesus and Satan were having a contest to see who was better with computers.
After six hours of making spreadsheets, designing web page, a thunderstorm knocked the power out.
When they rebooted their computers Satan started screaming, “It’s all lost. All my material is gone”. While Jesus quietly printed his out and turned it in.
Satan complained, “It’s not fair. He must have cheated. How comes he didn’t lose his work.”.
God smiled and said, “Jesus saves.”
A man was being chased by a bear, and the bear cornered the man and the man prayed, "Dear God, please make this bear a christian bear.
So God did as he said and the bear mmediately stopped, knelled and said, “Dear God, please bless this food I am about to eat".
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.
The gentleman replied, Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!
Joel Osteen's Jokes in Video
Joel Osteen Jokes Part 1.
Joel Osteen Jokes Part 2.