Christianity


Christianity (from the Ancient Greek word Χριστός, Christos, a translation of the Hebrew מָשִׁיחַ, Māšîăḥ, meaning "the anointed one", together with the Latin suffixes -ian and -itas) is an Abrahamic, monotheistic[2] religion based on the life and oral teachings of Jesus of Nazareth as presented in the New Testament. Christianity is the world's largest religion, with about 2.2 billion adherents, known as Christians. Christians believe that Jesus has a "unique significance" in the world.[9] Most Christians believe that Jesus is the Son of God, fully divine and fully human, and the saviour of humanity whose coming was prophesied in the Old Testament. Consequently, Christians refer to Jesus as Christ or the Messiah. (Wikipedia)


Jesus loves you!

Jesus loves you Jesus loves you

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The Earthly Paradise (Garden of Eden)

The Earthly Paradise (Garden of Eden)
The Earthly Paradise (Garden of Eden) - Oil on panel
Left panel of The Garden of Earthly Delights (between 1480 and 1505) by Hieronymus Bosch
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The Garden of Earthly Delights

The Earthly Paradise (Garden of Eden)
The Garden of Earthly Delights, Oil on panel, Height: 220 cm (86.6 in). Width: 390 cm (153.5 in).
(between 1480 and 1505) by Hieronymus Bosch
Museo del Prado, Madrid
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The church is full of hypocrites you say?

The church is full of hypocrites

Yep, and think about it, we are all hypocrites at one time or another. Church is the perfect place for all sinners.

“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.”

“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.”

“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.” -- Dear Abby, the advice column founded in 1956 by Pauline Phillips under the pen name "Abigail Van Buren".

 

 

Funny Christians

A touch of joke from Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen starts each one of his sermons with a joke.


Jesus, Satan, and Computers

One day Jesus and Satan were having a contest to see who was better with computers.
After six hours of making spreadsheets, designing web page, a thunderstorm knocked the power out.
When they rebooted their computers Satan started screaming, “It’s all lost. All my material is gone”. While Jesus quietly printed his out and turned it in.
Satan complained, “It’s not fair. He must have cheated. How comes he didn’t lose his work.”.
God smiled and said, “Jesus saves.”


Christian bear

A man was being chased by a bear, and the bear cornered the man and the man prayed, "Dear God, please make this bear a christian bear.
So God did as he said and the bear mmediately stopped, knelled and said, “Dear God, please bless this food I am about to eat".


Hearing aids

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.
The gentleman replied, Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!

Joel Osteen's Jokes in Video


Joel Osteen Jokes Part 1.


Joel Osteen Jokes Part 2.