Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.
The nine most scariest words in the English language: "I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the USA.
All great change in America begins at the dinner table.
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there's purpose and worth to each and every life.
Left: Barack - The baby whisperer.
Right: Obama tearing up in gun control speech on Jan 5, 2016.
Why is it not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama?
In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins.
Why shouldn't Democrats worry about losing the midterm elections?
Apparently depression is covered by Obamacare.
Did you hear about the new Obama Diet?
You let Putin eat your lunch every day.
What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
Jesus can put a cabinet together.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Just a little bs and a lot of BS.
Why won't Obama laugh at himself?
Because it would be racist.
Why can't Obama dance?
Cause he has two leftist feet.
Some Republicans are saying that President Obama should be impeached.
In response, Obama laughed and said, ‘Two words fellas: President Biden.’
Why won’t Obama have a turkey for Thanksgiving?
Because Vice President Biden will be out of town.
Ex-speaker Nancy Pelosi is debating climate change with Sarah Palin.
I think Nancy will do fine. The debates on climate change always come down to whoever blinks first.
Question: 60% of Americans think Hillary Clinton is untrustworthy, dishonest, and many find her unlikable. What can she do to improve her image?
Answer: It's time to visit The Humane Society and adopt a transgender dog that looks like Katy Perry.
Better yet, a transgender dog that looks like Taylor Swift but roars like Katy Perry.
Liberals Worship transgenders. Here is the proof: Liberals Worship Caitlyn Jenner as Transgender “Goddess”.
Left:Sarah Palin shot & killed a caribou.
Right: When Obama was told that Sarah Palin shot & killed a migrating caribou.
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.” (Bertrand Russell)
(Note: Now you know why Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are so tough and, on the other hand, Obama is (thank you) very much indecisive.)
“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people like Sarah Palin (or Donald Trump), who pays no price for being wrong".
“It would be so simple for Sarah Palin (or Donald Trump) to be wise. She/He could just think of something to say and just say the opposite”.
“Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have Sarah Palin (or Donald Trump) as a leader.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Donald's saying he wants to run for president and move into the White House. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home. --- Snoop Dogg
In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump said, "I believe in god." But of course The Donald was talking about Himself. --- Jay Leno
Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That's funny, because I thought he was running as a joke. --- Seth Meyers
A new study claims the stress of being president takes three years off your life. So suddenly everyone is thinking of voting for Trump." --- Conan O'Brien
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?' The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus over there?' The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, 'My treat.'
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?' He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's boy over there?' The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. 'On my bill,' he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, 'Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability.'
Source: Multiple sources
Barack Obama is out on the campaign trail, and he visits a retirement home to talk about social security and medicare. He’s mingling with some of the residents and one older woman catches his eye.
He asks her, “How do you like living here?”
She says, “I like it just fine.”
Obama says, “So they’re treating you okay?”
“Yes, everyone is very nice,” she answers.
“That's great. How’s the food?” he asks.
“Fantastic. We get to eat all we want. You’d love it,” she replies.
Finally Barack asks her, “Do you know who I am?”
The woman looks at him for a few moments, then finally shakes her head and says, “No. But if you’re not sure either, you can go up to the front desk and they’ll tell you.”
Barack Obama lands aboard Air Force One at Heathrow, and deplanes to a long red carpet. He walks to where Queen Elizabeth II is waiting to welcome him with much pomp and circumstance.
They are ushered into a new silver Rolls Royce, then chauffered to Buckingham Palace.
After tea, they climb aboard an open-topped, perfectly restored antique coach drawn by four stunningly beautiful white horses. As they roll leisurely to Westminster Abbey, they wave to masses of cheering Brits packing the city streets.
Then all of a sudden the left rear horse uncorks a blast of flatulence that resonates and fouls the air for city blocks. It splits eardrums and shakes the coach. The stench is so horrible it’s hard to keep from gagging.
The two leaders of the western world, however, having just met each other, somehow manage to act like nothing has happened.
Finally, the Queen feels embarrassed to the point she feels she needs to say something.
"Mr. President,” she says, “On behalf of myself and my countrymen, I apologize for what just happened. As I'm sure you know, there are many things even a Queen can’t completely control."
Barack Obama, trying to respond in the most dignified manner possible, says, "Your Majesty, don't think twice about it. Honestly, if you hadn't mentioned it, I’d have assumed it was one of the horses."