Gentle & caring liberals.
Left: Barack - The baby whisperer.
Right: Obama tearing up in gun control speech on Jan 5, 2016.
Why is it not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama?
In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins.
Why shouldn't Democrats worry about losing the midterm elections?
Apparently depression is covered by Obamacare.
Did you hear about the new Obama Diet?
You let Putin eat your lunch every day.
What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
Jesus can put a cabinet together.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Just a little bs and a lot of BS.
Why won't Obama laugh at himself?
Because it would be racist.
Why can't Obama dance?
Cause he has two leftist feet.
Some Republicans are saying that President Obama should be impeached.
In response, Obama laughed and said, ‘Two words fellas: President Biden.’
Why won’t Obama have a turkey for Thanksgiving?
Because Vice President Biden will be out of town.
Ex-speaker Nancy Pelosi is debating climate change with Sarah Palin.
I think Nancy will do fine. The debates on climate change always come down to whoever blinks first.
Question: 60% of Americans think Hillary Clinton is untrustworthy, dishonest, and many find her unlikable. What can she do to improve her image?
Answer: It's time to visit The Humane Society and adopt a transgender dog that looks like Katy Perry.
Better yet, a transgender dog that looks like Taylor Swift but roars like Katy Perry.
Liberals Worship transgenders, whose time has come. Here is the proof: Liberals Worship Caitlyn Jenner as Transgender “Goddess”.
Tough & cruel conservative
Left:Sarah Palin shot & killed a caribou.
Right: The moment Obama was told that Sarah Palin had shot & killed a migrating caribou. After careful examination, the scientists concluded that the tear was of human origin, not alligator.
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.” (Bertrand Russell)
(Note: Now you know why Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are so tough and, on the other hand, Obama is (thank you) very much indecisive.)
“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people like Sarah Palin (or Donald Trump), who pays no price for being wrong".
“It would be so simple for Sarah Palin (or Donald Trump) to be wise. She/He could just think of something to say and just say the opposite”.
“Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have Sarah Palin (or Donald Trump) as a leader.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
There are so much violence and chaos at his campaign rallies, Donald Trump frequently has to shout, "Everybody Needs to Comb Down".
Donald's saying he wants to run for president and move into the White House. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home. --- Snoop Dogg
In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump said, "I believe in god." But of course The Donald was talking about Himself. --- Jay Leno
Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That's funny, because I thought he was running as a joke. --- Seth Meyers
A new study claims the stress of being president takes three years off your life. So suddenly everyone is thinking of voting for Trump." --- Conan O'Brien
At Donald Trump's rally in Dayton, Ohio (March 12, 2016), a liberal protester, Thomas DiMassimo, jumped the barricades and rushed the stage. Trump's speech was interrupted as the Secret Service agents leapt on stage and formed a protective circle around him. Trump was visibly startled, "I was ready for him, but it's much easier if the cops do it," Trump said. The combative Dimassimo was tackled to the ground and arrested for disorderly conduct and inducing panic. He was later falsely accused by Trump to have ties to ISIS. When asked about the incident, a Secret Service agent explained, "The man is delusional and dangerous, but we still have to protect him."
Few people thought Ronald Reagan could ever become president — but he was elected twice. Few people thought Donald Trump could be a serious presidential candidate — now ... Trump shares Reagan's "passion" for what he believes in. .... Also, Donald Trump regards himself as a visionary. Visionaries? Well, psychiatric wards are full of them. Reference: 15 Things Trump and Reagan Have in Common
What does Melania see in Donald Trump?
"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Trump, The Magic Dragon
The republican presidential candidates think they can defeat and destroy Donald Trump just by telling the truth about him. They use Trump's own words to reflect and thus disclose the dark, sinister, narcissistic, greedy, arrogant, bully, hypocritical, phony, deceitful, sexist, racist, bigot, KKK, Nazi, psychopathic, violent, and dangerous sides of the man. Well, they all get burnt, badly, by the toxic words that come out of magic Trump's mouth.
What is going on?
There is a storyline in the "The Dance of Dragons", the ninth episode of the fifth season of HBO TV drama "Game of Thrones':
Shireen Baratheon (The king's young daughter): "Ser Byron Swann wanted to kill the dragon. He polished his shield for a week so that it was like a mirror. And he crouched behind it and crept forward, hoping the dragon would only see its own reflection."
Davos Seaworth (The king's right-hand man): "But the dragon only saw a dumb man holding a mirrored shield."
Shireen Baratheon: "And burnt him to a crisp."
Davos Seaworth: "Thus ending the dragon-slaying career of Ser Byron Swann."
- - - Davos and Shireen share a laugh.
Ser Byron Swann was a knight burnt to death by a dragon in an ancient war that became known as the 'Dance of the Dragons'.