Funny quotes


Obama's Change

Obama's Change

#1: Obama's Change

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The Chinese 10 Commandments

The Chinese 10 Commandments

#2: The Chinese 10 Commandments

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Too much for coffee

Too much for coffee

#3: Too much for coffee

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The 10 silliest things ever said by politicians

The 10 silliest things ever said by politicians

#4: The 10 silliest things ever said by politicians (Link; rt.com)

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Find x

Find x

#5: Find x

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Yes

Yes

#6: Yes

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Frizbee

Frizbee

#7: Frizbee

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Bush quote

Bush quote

#8: Bush quote

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Funny quote

Funny quote

#9: Funny quote

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Funny life quote

Funny life quote

#10: Funny life quote

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What is the matter?

What is the matter?

#11: What is the matter?

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Bush quote

Bush quote

#12: Bush quote

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Alcohol speaking

Alcohol speaking

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Funny quotes

“The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.” - Paul Dean.

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” - Walter Matthau.

“A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.” - Joan Rivers.

“She got her looks from her father: He’s a plastic surgeon.” -Groucho Marx.

“The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure.”

“Men with one chopstick go hungry.”

“War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.”

“Men who drive like hell are bound to get there.”

“Men who live in a glass house should change clothes in basement.”